Webcammin' with Big Spoon Mitt Romney
Holy shit, y'all! I gotta say, when I submitted a request with Mitt Romney's press team to conduct a one-on-one webcam chat with the big spoon presidential candidate, I expected to be turned down out of hand. My oh my! In a huge coup, Mitt decided to sit down with Adam Danger dot com for a chat to discuss the issues.
Well, or at least that was the idea. He's a real perv! I have the whole transcript, but check out this bizarre series of statements by Mr. Romney:
Hit the jump fuckas:
Well, or at least that was the idea. He's a real perv! I have the whole transcript, but check out this bizarre series of statements by Mr. Romney:
Hit the jump fuckas:
As though I didn't get it or something, Mr. Romney then proceeded to get really, to be honest, a lot grosser. Check it out:
After that, I swear, it was like 25 straight seconds of silence. On my transcript, I just wrote [extended silence]. And he kept smiling right into me, this big creepy grin. Then he said:
Creepy, man. Just, creepy.
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