Damnit! I'm gettin ga sick and all goddamn tired of all these looters - and polluters!

In case you haven't noticed (and I'm gathering you haven't), my updates have been sparse in this space for about the past week.  I've been getting hacked like Shaq when he accidentally gets the ball with a 1 pt lead and 10 seconds left in a game.  In other words, a lot.  These looters and polluters are the most useless bastards in the world, generally stinking up the place by using scripts to rewrite all my indices across all my web content to point to Russian prescription drug sites.  I DON'T CARE ABOUT IMPOTENT RUSSIAN COCKS!  Leave me alone, you ass holes!

I realize I'm shouting into the wind.  I just need some hacker-beating catharsis.  I'm going to walk into Microsoft tomorrow and make an example out of a random Russian dev.  He'll never see it coming:

Hot Adam Danger: Excuse me, can I buy some Cialis?

Random Commie: Da?  What you say?

Hot Adam Danger: Oh, I thought since you're RUSSIAN and you're good with COMPUTERS you had some fucking ERECTILE drugs on you.

Random Commie: Excuse me?  I am developer on Live Search.  I think you mistake me for local oaf!

Hot Adam Danger: Wrong day, Commie.  Wrong day. [hits Russian haxx0r in the privates with a discarded monitor cable]

Random Commie: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Hot Adam Danger: Nobody hacks The Dange.  Send the message to all your commie friends.

Jessica Spano: In this age of glasnost, you can't say, "kick that commie's butt!"

Hot Adam Danger: Kick that commie's heinie!

It'll be great.