Pre Eee Three: Holy fuck!

| | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

God DAM I hate being prescient all the time, but I was just perusing my old MySpace blogs (please do the same sometime if you love me), and I found a heaping helping of E3 '06 analysis, which I published on May 10th, 2006. I was really only wrong about one thing: Sony didn't sell 4 million units worldwide yet. It was an even bigger failure than anyone anticipated. Is it because they failed to have enough units at launch, and then the buzz petered out? Dunno. One great thing is, I was completely right about the Wii. Love me now, love me later; just know that I am rarely, if ever, wrong.

Hit the jump (I always wanted to say that!!!!!!) for my ol' E3 2006 thoughts.

Sony loses. Their only serious hope now of remaining profitable is to put everything they have in PS2 software development and hope that the sheer power of their installed base keeps moving titles from shelves. I don't know what kind of extra functionality (a la Guitar Hero) they can get out of the system to inspire new buzz for what is now ridiculously old, but I don't see PS3 doing too terribly well over here in the U.S. It's $600 for the real version of the system. There's no "buzz" game (How do you get buzz from games with ridiculous titles like "Resistance: Fall of Man" and "Heavenly Sword?"), meaning there's nothing stopping the masses from snatching up every 360 they can find between now and the PS3 launch. Don't get me wrong: Sony could price PS3 at $999 and it would still sell through the initial 2 million plus the 2 million pre-2007 (I'll believe those numbers when I see them). I think they just run into serious problems after that, when they've utterly failed to distinguish themselves from a $200-cheaper 360 which will already be accelerating into the 2nd-gen software straightaway.

Microsoft wins. They'll have the domestic U.S. industry by the balls, supplanting Playstation 2 as the household System in the coming years. Having shared rights to GTA 4 distribution helps a little (No, no. A fucking boatload.) And, it's just going to be easier to develop for and more profitable for developers to work on. That's the driving force domestically, and you would be a fool to bet against it.

Nintendo also wins, with Nintendo fans coming out simply on top of the world. The Wii will be awesome, and the Wii Virtual Console retro downloads will inspire outright living room lovemaking. The pricepoint, the funky control scheme, the unique software; who loves games but refuses to pick up a Wii at its supposed low pricepoint? I heard Wii referred to as this gen's "sleeper" hit, but that doesn't quite cover it. These things are going to be HOT. Fucking INCREDIBLY hot, from a "playable gadget" standpoint. It's the return of newness in gaming. It's the return of family entertainment as envisioned by Nintendo Co. Ltd in Japan's "Family Console" moniker in the early 80s. Most of all, it's the return of being able to tell non-gamers or retired gamers "you have to try this." Nothing, aside from maybe (really stretching it) the DS, or DDR, or Eyetoy, has had this quality in literally dozens of years.

My only real issue in that last paragraph is that I said Nintendo fans would simply be "on top of the world." Some of them are, but I'm not. In fact, I'm not really a Nintendo fan anymore. Whatever they say at E3 '07 won't sway me, because they're too enchanted with their new market. I can't blame them, but I also can't be bothered to care.

Categories

0 TrackBacks

Listed below are links to blogs that reference this entry: Pre Eee Three: Holy fuck!.

TrackBack URL for this entry: http://www.adamdanger.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-tb.cgi/11

Leave a comment

About this Entry

This page contains a hot blog entry by Adam Danger that he done spitted on July 10, 2007 1:47 AM.

Fuck the fuck off, ScrewAttack was the previous bloggins.

CNN will change the face of presidential politics is the next bloggins.

Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to get all of Adam's best shit in one damn place.

Powered by Movable Type 4.0